It's go time!

Go to there.

2010-09-11T10:45:00.000-07:00

NEW

2010-09-10T08:11:00.000-07:00

Making this pattern based on old salt and pepper shakers we had in my dads van growing up! Made By the kids at St. Libre school in Montana back in the 70s.

Hatteras gonna Hatte

2010-09-03T03:07:00.000-07:00

Booya

2010-08-22T06:47:00.000-07:00

So famous!

2010-07-08T21:56:00.001-07:00

The Count Down Starts

2010-06-13T04:23:00.001-07:00

MAtt after years and much much internet time and personal trials and tribulations we are gonna be able to give each other a hip hop hug*. I am thinking I may have a couple drinks so that if I get something in my eye or maybe my eye allergies act up right then or whatever, then you know I can blame it on the Steel Reserve's High Gravity. Cause I mean it may play out all "Naw man, I aint crying SHUT UP YOUR CRYING!" Just know this...But I digress. Cant wait to be at your weddding Fabolis fade! Seems like just yesterday you were bloggin from Europe...okay I am getting all eye allergy'y.

HA! Big Up yerself mang! See you on the 24thish!

(*pls note: I swear if you go for the pound/blow it up combination I turn around leave and you are dead to me.)

Ain't caught nuthin Yeti.

2010-01-30T03:22:00.002-08:00

I give you FSU's bacon covered Mascot.

2010-01-30T02:14:00.000-08:00

one mo'day.

2010-01-14T17:29:00.000-08:00

almost...

2010-01-13T19:43:00.000-08:00

The Posters are in. Thanks so much Sarah!

2010-01-12T19:30:00.001-08:00

Getting started on the signage for the show!

2010-01-12T16:13:00.001-08:00

Faux Hawk+East Coast West Coast Love at Last+Sultan of Rock

2010-01-12T02:39:00.000-08:00

Thanks Matt for keeping me on my game.

2010-01-11T22:16:00.000-08:00

I am back at it. Visit Matt for among other things, some shots of some real respectable Motorcicles.

Jelly inspired.

2010-01-11T22:13:00.000-08:00

Gearing up for the show

2010-01-11T22:05:00.000-08:00

Here are some shots of the show posters being made...they have all been scrapped for far superior posters. Sarah is doing round two for me. Anyone want'em let me know I am having 20 prints for the show made but several Artist Prints are available.

~Bitchin Van~

2010-01-08T22:03:00.000-08:00

This is what art work looks like

2010-01-08T20:36:00.000-08:00

Paper Craft Hipster Grifter.

2009-12-09T10:02:00.001-08:00

|SHARE|

2009-12-08T14:34:00.000-08:00

I got a shout out on the SHARE blog!

I'm back.

2009-12-01T02:57:00.001-08:00

Memorial day. Thanks Dad for your service to Our Country.

2009-05-25T14:03:00.002-07:00

Donna Reed Pinup Model and actress saved her letters from G.I's

i say word.

2009-05-22T01:43:00.001-07:00

Flick from WHITE|KNIGHTS

It's been a hot minute. Thanks Matt.

2009-05-15T01:14:00.000-07:00

OH SNAP-shot!

Ike Tuner 2009

2009-03-12T11:29:00.000-07:00

plaaaaaaaaaaaaytime

2009-02-17T19:15:00.000-08:00

Abe Froman

2009-01-08T12:37:00.000-08:00

Everyone wants to know where they are. I know I am part of everyone so that means me and probably means you! Go see!

screw the fact its a commercial...

2009-01-06T00:12:00.001-08:00

Dude...really Japan? Really?

2009-01-04T11:19:00.000-08:00

This new toy froim Bandai, the Tomogochi people, is so wrong on so many levels..okay just one level but when a guy does it...well we had to blur it out its just so wrong.

awaken internet feed internet sleep internet work

2008-12-29T21:57:00.000-08:00

My Stats on my GOOGLE RSS reader:

From your 100 subscriptions,
over the last 30 days you read
1,183 items.

a most amazing image or 2

2008-12-26T12:28:00.000-08:00

the protester with the laser on the pig is by Petros Karadjias The train from hell is unknown to me. I have a tattoo down my arm of the same model train shown here. Mine is slightly less on fire and is of The Train they Call the City Of New Orleans.

Welcome to Wal-Mart...wanna Battle me?

2008-12-25T17:02:00.000-08:00

The Indian Sub-Nipple-Contenant

2008-12-25T16:31:00.000-08:00

Poor poor Trisha

2008-12-25T09:51:00.001-08:00

She told me lo these many years ago that she had never had the mana that is Fatback...I give to you, this christmas, not my heart...but my fat back.

photo by my sister

Id still be ride'in if they looked like this.

2008-12-24T14:47:00.000-08:00

Found this at Just a car guy blog!

Go here, if you are as struck by this one as I am you may want to wear a diaper.

http://www.customscooter.nl/english.html

SNOW DAY..Oh Eight!

2008-12-20T12:56:00.000-08:00

In the Nuws:

2008-12-17T21:10:00.000-08:00

Correction of the Year
One of the year’s most coveted awards goes to none other than Dave Barry. Here’s how the famous humor writer chose to correct a misspelling he made in a column published by the Miami Herald:

In yesterday’s column about badminton, I misspelled the name of Guatemalan player Kevin Cordon. I apologize. In my defense, I want to note that in the same column I correctly spelled Prapawadee Jaroenrattanatarak, Poompat Sapkulchananart and Porntip Buranapraseatsuk. So by the time I got to Kevin Cordon, my fingers were exhausted.

Best Headline Error
The American Family Association’s OneNewsNow site has a standard practice of using the word “homosexual” instead of “gay.” They even set up a filter to automatically make the change. This didn’t serve ONN well when a sprinter named Tyson Gay made news at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials. He suddenly became Tyson Homosexual when the site’s filter got a hold of an AP story:

And fr the star trek lovers (my sister)

Best Blog Correction
Back in January, The Consumerist reported on a rather vulgar-yet-amusing post on Wil Wheaton’s blog. After seeing the Consumerist post, Wheaton contacted them to clarify things. From the resulting Consumerist post and correction:

Wil Wheaton (of Star Trek: The Next Generation) would like you to know that he does not and will not endorse AAA Insurance. UPDATE: We initially reported that Mr. Wheaton disliked all of AAA. Not so. He tells us:
“I’m happy with the rest of the AAA services I’ve used, and continue to use. The insurance, though, can eat a bag of dicks.”
We regret the error.

all stolen from http://www.regrettheerror.com

2008-12-17T12:37:00.001-08:00

Dad had two of these. Write him to ask him about the tragic story of loss...

On luck.

2008-11-18T20:37:00.000-08:00

imagine living in the center of an apple orchard. Each day you must collect a basket of apples. At first, it won't matter where you look. The entire orchard will have apples. Gradually, it becomes harder to find apples in places you've visited before. If you go to new parts of the orchard each time, the odds of finding apples will increase dramatically. It is exactly the same with luck.

I am in this show.

2008-11-02T19:41:00.001-08:00

My take on things

2008-10-24T18:04:00.000-07:00

I have often said that my World view has been a more Azimuthal equidistant projection take on...you know...the view of the world. True story.

BAAAAAAD illmatic Illness's'es

2008-10-21T18:51:00.000-07:00

1) Maple Syrup Urine Disease (MSUD)
To answer your question, yes, your pee does smell like maple syrup. Other symptoms include lethargy, coma, avoiding food, and mental retardation. If left untreated, this disease can kill you and would make for an embarrassing obituary … Jeremy White, loving father, son, husband, lost his brave battle against Maple Syrup Urine Disease.

This disease is a metabolism disorder that makes the body incapable of breaking down particular proteins. Studies conducted since 1979 (Georgia) show that MSUD affects approximately 1 in every 120,000 live births and occurs in all ethnic groups worldwide. It’s genetic, so if your baby has pee that smells like it could be poured over waffles, get that baby to the hospital—stat!

Pee-S: Bullshit

Feeling my age

2008-10-20T16:53:00.000-07:00

I was at a house yesterday to watch the Redsuxs lose. Go Rays. Any how as I walked in the hostess said Beer? Beer? turned to another guy, Beer...? I said Orange whip. She said Orange Whip. and then a third guy said...Three Orange whips. We were all Thirty Somthin's...and knew what we were talking about. Thank you John Candy.

NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY — by Robert Frost

2008-10-06T01:30:00.000-07:00

yeah the color'd text is hella madd cheese'd out, but I did it, so what. just read.

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

The RD...thats THEE Readers Digest for cretins outside the esteemed world of academia.

2008-09-24T16:43:00.000-07:00

I sent my life's work into them this week. A joke. A shot at glory fame and riches. I may have tread to close to the sun yes, it's true and remember also that some gave all and I gave This Joke:

Q:How can you tell if Dracula's Sick?
A:You can hear him COFFIN'

Below is my most recent communique with THE RD. As of now we are talking to each others people, having their people call their people and my people are calling themselves. I have never felt closer to the great ones than I do now, on this the cusp of my graduation from craigslist to becoming a published author...I feel the kinship to Hemingway, Karouc, Rushdie...Bernard Fife. It's heady company!

Dear daniel ,

Thank you for sharing your submission with us. We'll be in touch if we decide to publish your contribution.

Sincerely,
The RD.com Editors
1 Reader's Digest Road
Pleasantville, NY 10570
http://www.rd.com/

Dad, now in the Octagon you can do what you want!

2008-09-22T00:10:00.000-07:00

Click on me for Kick ass laws!!

Skinny Legs and All...

2008-09-21T23:53:00.000-07:00

(design by Vladimir Tzesler and Sergei Voichenko)

AMAZING Polish designed Movie Posters of the 80's

2008-09-21T19:58:00.000-07:00

These are about the most amazingly designed posters I have ever run across. I am simply in AWE. These are all from Well Medicated.

I mean look how cool they made Harry and The Henderson's look!?!

AND FATAL ATTRACTION!!

Sexy People

2008-09-21T19:49:00.000-07:00

Sexy People. No other way to describe it. Sexy People.

Slow Muther Truckin Sunday

2008-09-21T18:43:00.002-07:00

I woke up went to see Burn After Reading. Had Coffee. Sat down here to check myspace. 19,000 some odd hits(actually about 23,000 I reset about 4 years ago for some reason.) What I would like you to take away from this post: Burn after reading was not very good. But I will say this, J.K. Simmons OWNED the movie. He was worth the price of admission. Thanks J.K.

Thai Yogurt?

2008-09-18T11:48:00.000-07:00

9ONEone

2008-09-11T10:53:00.001-07:00

You may recall that I helped a couple bring a baby into their world!

2008-09-11T10:20:00.001-07:00

Grace stopped by to say "hi" a little while back.

Ever notice tragic Web Content / Web Advertising combonations?

2008-09-11T10:06:00.000-07:00

I found this the other day and snapped a photo. The moral? Is it "DON'T BUY NIKEs"? No. I think it is closer to "DON'T STOP AT A DICE GAME.". That is what he did on the way to the store. The 13 year old decided it prudent to stop by a dice game. He joked about getting together with a friends sister and then got shot. The Web ad gods decided to be tragically ironic to put a NIKE ad for sneakers at the top of the article *CLICK* on the flick for a larger Pic!

Thank you Dutch Boobs

2008-09-10T11:03:00.000-07:00

My site's HIGHEST EVER traffic came from people searching the Phrase "Dutch Boobs" Bless people and their Google searches. Here at It's go Time I'd like to be thought of as a guy who Gives Back! So for those out there who have sites Dedicated to The Dutch and their boobs I will give you some traffic in return:

And here is a link to my original Post!

Rock out with you Luray Caven's out!

2008-09-10T10:49:00.000-07:00

Legend has it, okay FAMILY legend has it that when i was but a wee child visiting Luray Cavern's IN Virgina that I climbed high atop my fathers shoulders and said softly "I gotta pee.". Okay I YELLED at the top of my lungs "I GOTTA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.: BEFORE I WAS SMACKED AND SILENECED BY THE MAN...opps all caps...Anyway I just seemed to enjoy the cavernous acoustics so much i thought i'd indulge in a little echo effect. It echoed for a very VERY long time...If I am not mistaken it was in the middle of a Guided Tour. So memorable I forgot all about the Stalagtite Organ.

*from environmentalgraffiti.com

PS Check out the Blue on Blue on BLUE color combo the guy in the picture is rock. Dapper as all hell ain't he?

The Office: Watch HOURS of deleted Scenes!!

2008-09-05T12:37:00.000-07:00

Beets Bears Battle Star Gallactica

WOW South Park GOLD!!

2008-09-04T23:58:00.000-07:00

Jalopnik Thanks!

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

2008-09-04T16:44:00.000-07:00

A LINK to the US Gov's scare logos re-interpreted.

cellphonesucks

2008-08-28T13:29:00.000-07:00

Well Done Pes

2008-08-28T13:26:00.000-07:00

Some things that matter most of all

2008-08-28T13:20:00.000-07:00

Sunny D has changed their Logo to a huge Bell end...nice
My Boss is a bride to be
Betty Boop undone
Broadcaster FAIL

MY POSSE'S GETT'IN BIG AND MY POSSE'S GETT'IN BIGGER.

2008-08-21T00:46:00.000-07:00

My Sisters Epic Etsy Efforts rewarded!

2008-08-20T08:33:00.000-07:00

My sister's Maracas's are on the internet! She has been working hard on making her page, Paper Dolls for Boys. (I made her logo!)

Her VINTAGE maraca's were a featured product last night. good job T-bone!

My Harmony's AMAZING new paint job!

2008-08-19T20:27:00.001-07:00

My office supplies.

2008-08-19T19:34:00.000-07:00

Childs Desk.

2008-08-19T19:31:00.000-07:00

I wanna get T-Bagged!

2008-08-14T16:46:00.000-07:00

Toaster Bag Sam'iches.

GUS RAUCOUS * COUNTY LINE

2008-08-12T22:31:00.000-07:00

UKE-based version of Chuck Berry's automobile-themed COUNTY LINE (similar to JAGUAR AND THUNDERBIRD)

Screw Rosie the Rivet'er

2008-08-12T18:48:00.000-07:00

I want Wanda the welder!

Hmmm Jelly Fish Love

2008-08-12T18:43:00.000-07:00

The Wooden Bike Project

2008-08-12T18:22:00.002-07:00

Check em'out. Don't let the hipsters in Portland see them becuase they will start riding them from coffee shop to art gallery to uperplayground all day long!

"Why do your testicles seem to be so angry?"

2008-08-02T11:56:00.000-07:00

I don't know Brian.

Fine Grime

2008-07-29T11:21:00.000-07:00

Fine Grime has some FINE prints. This one is a mere 150 Euros. C'mon get me the print. You'll thank yourself for it!

newposter

2008-07-29T00:44:00.001-07:00

FOUND ON THE INTERTHING

2008-07-25T00:30:00.000-07:00

i think this is my sister...chick on the right in my 1983 costume -RETRO THING again.

Street legal Ass Kicking

2008-07-24T23:56:00.000-07:00

Street legal Bumper Cars from Retro Thing

things found

2008-07-22T19:16:00.001-07:00

How many strings you used'ta?

2008-07-17T19:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry I missed your party!

2008-07-17T18:51:00.000-07:00

It's been weeks and I am still laughing. SORRY I MISSED YOUR PARTY!

Make yer sad face

2008-07-12T18:41:00.000-07:00

Seems like everyone who has lunch with me has their sad face on.

there are not words

2008-07-10T18:42:00.000-07:00

Gratis!! Thanks Laura-Tron for the donation!

2008-07-10T18:18:00.000-07:00

*UPDATE*
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A neighbor borrowed this bike with the intention of test driving it. She is an undependable dumb shit. She left it on a bus. As she was calling to explain to me where she left it, on the bus hours before, the bus passed me in traffic. With the Bike on the front. That was the last time I will ever see my bike. Wendy Noonahn you are a MORON. I am a bigger MORON for trusting you.
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What I got.

My Grandfather passed on to us an original Memorandum of Surreneder

2008-07-07T22:06:00.000-07:00

Memorandum, or Basis of Agreement, made this 18th day of April A.D. 1865, near Durham Station, in the State of North Carolina, by and between General Joseph E. Johnston, commanding the Confederate Army, and Major General William T. Sherman, commanding the Army of the United States in North Carolina, both present:

1. The contending armies now in the field to maintain the status quo until notice is given by the commanding general of anyone to its opponent, and reasonable time - say forty-eight hours - allowed.

2. The Confederate armies now in existence to be disbanded and conducted to their several State capitals, there to deposit their arms and public property in the State Arsenal; and each officer and man to execute and file an agreement to cease from acts of war, and to abide by the action of the State and Federal authority. The number of arms and munitions of war to be reported to the Chief of Ordinance at Washington City, subject to the future action of the Congress of the United States, and, in the mean time, to be used solely to maintain peace and order within the borders of the States respectively.

3. The recognition, by the Executive of the United States, of the several State governments, on their officers and legislatures taking the oaths prescribed by the Constitution of the United States, and, where conflicting State governments have resulted from the war, the legitimacy of all shall be submitted to the Supreme Court of the United States.

4. The re-establishment of all Federal Courts in the several States, with powers as defined by the Constitution of the United States and of the States respectively.

5. The people and inhabitants of all the States to be guaranteed, so far as the Executive can, their political rights and franchises, as well as their rights of person and property, as defined by the Constitution of the United States and of the States respectively.

6. The Executive authority of the Government of the United States not to disturb any of the people by reason of the late war, so long as they live in peace and quiet, abstain from acts of armed hostility, and obey the laws in existence at the place of their residence.

7. In general terms - the war to cease; a general amnesty, so far as the Executive of the United States can command, on condition of the disbandment of the Confederate armies, the distribution of the arms, and the resumption of peaceful pursuits by the officers and men hitherto composing said armies.

Not being fully empowered by our respective principals to fulfill these terms, we individually and officially pledge ourselves to promptly obtain the necessary authority, and to carry out the above programme.

W. T. Sherman, Major-General,
Commanding Army of the United States in North Carolina

J. E. Johnston, General,
Commanding Confederate States Army in North Carolina

New York is SCAAARY

2008-07-03T10:46:00.000-07:00

sock it to me office.

2008-07-03T10:31:00.001-07:00

Aww you're the sweetest.

2008-07-03T10:27:00.000-07:00

Comment'ers who don't leave their name are the best.

Sock it to me sock Wall coming along nice!

2008-06-24T23:23:00.000-07:00

You look like me...

2008-06-17T09:51:00.000-07:00

You look like me...but PLEASE don't turn out like me - PULP

2008-06-14T16:03:00.000-07:00

Originally printed in the Onion:

Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.

Bro-S.A.! Bro-S.A.! I'm so pumped right now! Bro-S.A.!

You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.

I wish I had the words to describe what a good friend you are, dude.

Recent Portriats -

2008-06-06T08:40:00.000-07:00

Models: Stretch (Apt.) Amanda (Van)

Recent portraits -

2008-06-06T08:25:00.000-07:00

Model: Ashley

I took that kid OUT...of the picture

2008-05-30T13:36:00.000-07:00

These kids can dance

2008-05-29T12:02:00.001-07:00

truth in branding

2008-05-29T11:27:00.000-07:00

The Foot In Mouth Award

2008-05-25T10:28:00.000-07:00

This is given, appropriately, to a public figure who has said something completely baffling. It’s awarded every year by the British Plain English Campaign. Winners:
• “I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe and somebody said I was a snake, I’d think ‘No, actually I am a giraffe.’” –Richard Gere
• “I love England, especially the food. There’s nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.” –Naomi Campbell
• “Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don’t know we don’t know.” – Donald Rumsfeld
• “When it comes to words I have a uniqueness that I find almost impossible in terms of art - and it’s my words that actually make my art quite unique.” – Artist Tracey Emin

from Neatorama by StacyBee

I did a logo for the Falcon Blog

2008-05-23T13:26:00.000-07:00

Rgiyhyd? Or THOUGHTS rather? Yeah I was one off the home keys on that one. Just look at the logo.

Sons of Pullman Porters...

2008-05-18T22:31:00.000-07:00

You Can't Win

2008-05-18T02:59:00.000-07:00

Hobo's ain't gone. They're just going.

zainy kids always hip'in and hop'in outta cars.

2008-05-17T16:16:00.000-07:00