My take on things

I have often said that my World view has been a more Azimuthal equidistant projection take on...you know...the view of the world. True story.


BAAAAAAD illmatic Illness's'es

1) Maple Syrup Urine Disease (MSUD)
To answer your question, yes, your pee does smell like maple syrup. Other symptoms include lethargy, coma, avoiding food, and mental retardation. If left untreated, this disease can kill you and would make for an embarrassing obituary … Jeremy White, loving father, son, husband, lost his brave battle against Maple Syrup Urine Disease.

This disease is a metabolism disorder that makes the body incapable of breaking down particular proteins. Studies conducted since 1979 (Georgia) show that MSUD affects approximately 1 in every 120,000 live births and occurs in all ethnic groups worldwide. It’s genetic, so if your baby has pee that smells like it could be poured over waffles, get that baby to the hospital—stat!

Pee-S: Bullshit


Feeling my age

I was at a house yesterday to watch the Redsuxs lose. Go Rays. Any how as I walked in the hostess said Beer? Beer? turned to another guy, Beer...? I said Orange whip. She said Orange Whip. and then a third guy said...Three Orange whips. We were all Thirty Somthin's...and knew what we were talking about. Thank you John Candy.



yeah the color'd text is hella madd cheese'd out, but I did it, so what. just read.

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.