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a most amazing image or 2

the protester with the laser on the pig is by Petros Karadjias The train from hell is unknown to me. I have a tattoo down my arm of the same model train shown here. Mine is slightly less on fire and is of The Train they Call the City Of New Orleans.


Welcome to Wal-Mart...wanna Battle me?

The Indian Sub-Nipple-Contenant

Poor poor Trisha

She told me lo these many years ago that she had never had the mana that is Fatback...I give to you, this christmas, not my heart...but my fat back.

photo by my sister


Id still be ride'in if they looked like this.

Found this at Just a car guy blog!

Go here, if you are as struck by this one as I am you may want to wear a diaper.



In the Nuws:

Correction of the Year
One of the year’s most coveted awards goes to none other than Dave Barry. Here’s how the famous humor writer chose to correct a misspelling he made in a column published by the Miami Herald:

In yesterday’s column about badminton, I misspelled the name of Guatemalan player Kevin Cordon. I apologize. In my defense, I want to note that in the same column I correctly spelled Prapawadee Jaroenrattanatarak, Poompat Sapkulchananart and Porntip Buranapraseatsuk. So by the time I got to Kevin Cordon, my fingers were exhausted.

Best Headline Error
The American Family Association’s OneNewsNow site has a standard practice of using the word “homosexual” instead of “gay.” They even set up a filter to automatically make the change. This didn’t serve ONN well when a sprinter named Tyson Gay made news at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials. He suddenly became Tyson Homosexual when the site’s filter got a hold of an AP story:

And fr the star trek lovers (my sister)

Best Blog Correction
Back in January, The Consumerist reported on a rather vulgar-yet-amusing post on Wil Wheaton’s blog. After seeing the Consumerist post, Wheaton contacted them to clarify things. From the resulting Consumerist post and correction:

Wil Wheaton (of Star Trek: The Next Generation) would like you to know that he does not and will not endorse AAA Insurance. UPDATE: We initially reported that Mr. Wheaton disliked all of AAA. Not so. He tells us:
“I’m happy with the rest of the AAA services I’ve used, and continue to use. The insurance, though, can eat a bag of dicks.”
We regret the error.

all stolen from http://www.regrettheerror.com

Dad had two of these. Write him to ask him about the tragic story of loss...


On luck.

imagine living in the center of an apple orchard. Each day you must collect a basket of apples. At first, it won't matter where you look. The entire orchard will have apples. Gradually, it becomes harder to find apples in places you've visited before. If you go to new parts of the orchard each time, the odds of finding apples will increase dramatically. It is exactly the same with luck.


My take on things

I have often said that my World view has been a more Azimuthal equidistant projection take on...you know...the view of the world. True story.


BAAAAAAD illmatic Illness's'es

1) Maple Syrup Urine Disease (MSUD)
To answer your question, yes, your pee does smell like maple syrup. Other symptoms include lethargy, coma, avoiding food, and mental retardation. If left untreated, this disease can kill you and would make for an embarrassing obituary … Jeremy White, loving father, son, husband, lost his brave battle against Maple Syrup Urine Disease.

This disease is a metabolism disorder that makes the body incapable of breaking down particular proteins. Studies conducted since 1979 (Georgia) show that MSUD affects approximately 1 in every 120,000 live births and occurs in all ethnic groups worldwide. It’s genetic, so if your baby has pee that smells like it could be poured over waffles, get that baby to the hospital—stat!

Pee-S: Bullshit


Feeling my age

I was at a house yesterday to watch the Redsuxs lose. Go Rays. Any how as I walked in the hostess said Beer? Beer? turned to another guy, Beer...? I said Orange whip. She said Orange Whip. and then a third guy said...Three Orange whips. We were all Thirty Somthin's...and knew what we were talking about. Thank you John Candy.



yeah the color'd text is hella madd cheese'd out, but I did it, so what. just read.

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.


The RD...thats THEE Readers Digest for cretins outside the esteemed world of academia.

I sent my life's work into them this week. A joke. A shot at glory fame and riches. I may have tread to close to the sun yes, it's true and remember also that some gave all and I gave This Joke:

Q:How can you tell if Dracula's Sick?
A:You can hear him COFFIN'

Below is my most recent communique with THE RD. As of now we are talking to each others people, having their people call their people and my people are calling themselves. I have never felt closer to the great ones than I do now, on this the cusp of my graduation from craigslist to becoming a published author...I feel the kinship to Hemingway, Karouc, Rushdie...Bernard Fife. It's heady company!

Dear daniel ,

Thank you for sharing your submission with us. We'll be in touch if we decide to publish your contribution.

The RD.com Editors
1 Reader's Digest Road
Pleasantville, NY 10570


Skinny Legs and All...

(design by Vladimir Tzesler and Sergei Voichenko)

AMAZING Polish designed Movie Posters of the 80's

These are about the most amazingly designed posters I have ever run across. I am simply in AWE. These are all from Well Medicated.

I mean look how cool they made Harry and The Henderson's look!?!


Sexy People

Sexy People. No other way to describe it. Sexy People.

Slow Muther Truckin Sunday

I woke up went to see Burn After Reading. Had Coffee. Sat down here to check myspace. 19,000 some odd hits(actually about 23,000 I reset about 4 years ago for some reason.) What I would like you to take away from this post: Burn after reading was not very good. But I will say this, J.K. Simmons OWNED the movie. He was worth the price of admission. Thanks J.K.



You may recall that I helped a couple bring a baby into their world!

Grace stopped by to say "hi" a little while back.

Ever notice tragic Web Content / Web Advertising combonations?

I found this the other day and snapped a photo. The moral? Is it "DON'T BUY NIKEs"? No. I think it is closer to "DON'T STOP AT A DICE GAME.". That is what he did on the way to the store. The 13 year old decided it prudent to stop by a dice game. He joked about getting together with a friends sister and then got shot. The Web ad gods decided to be tragically ironic to put a NIKE ad for sneakers at the top of the article *CLICK* on the flick for a larger Pic!


Thank you Dutch Boobs

My site's HIGHEST EVER traffic came from people searching the Phrase "Dutch Boobs" Bless people and their Google searches. Here at It's go Time I'd like to be thought of as a guy who Gives Back! So for those out there who have sites Dedicated to The Dutch and their boobs I will give you some traffic in return:

And here is a link to my original Post!

Rock out with you Luray Caven's out!

Legend has it, okay FAMILY legend has it that when i was but a wee child visiting Luray Cavern's IN Virgina that I climbed high atop my fathers shoulders and said softly "I gotta pee.". Okay I YELLED at the top of my lungs "I GOTTA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.: BEFORE I WAS SMACKED AND SILENECED BY THE MAN...opps all caps...Anyway I just seemed to enjoy the cavernous acoustics so much i thought i'd indulge in a little echo effect. It echoed for a very VERY long time...If I am not mistaken it was in the middle of a Guided Tour. So memorable I forgot all about the Stalagtite Organ.

*from environmentalgraffiti.com

PS Check out the Blue on Blue on BLUE color combo the guy in the picture is rock. Dapper as all hell ain't he?



Well Done Pes

Some things that matter most of all

Sunny D has changed their Logo to a huge Bell end...nice
My Boss is a bride to be
Betty Boop undone
Broadcaster FAIL


My Sisters Epic Etsy Efforts rewarded!

My sister's Maracas's are on the internet! She has been working hard on making her page, Paper Dolls for Boys. (I made her logo!)

Her VINTAGE maraca's were a featured product last night. good job T-bone!



UKE-based version of Chuck Berry's automobile-themed COUNTY LINE (similar to JAGUAR AND THUNDERBIRD)

Screw Rosie the Rivet'er

I want Wanda the welder!

Hmmm Jelly Fish Love

The Wooden Bike Project

Check em'out. Don't let the hipsters in Portland see them becuase they will start riding them from coffee shop to art gallery to uperplayground all day long!


Fine Grime

Fine Grime has some FINE prints. This one is a mere 150 Euros. C'mon get me the print. You'll thank yourself for it!




i think this is my sister...chick on the right in my 1983 costume -RETRO THING again.