Seriously, it absolves you from EVER having to say sorry, excuse me in a crowded bus, you are above 'lines' or 'ques' of ANY sort. Proceed directly to the front of the line. Run if you must and use your 8 plastic shopping bags that say "thank you" on the sides to knock your opponets, or what I like to call 'other people', out of the way or just down if at all possible. Well look, just call that saying "Rule #1" the rest of the rules are posted here. They also apply at the Great Wall if you happen to be traveling there...see imag below. and like I said in the last post I have never said a racist thing in muh'life! remember that!
They omitted one important rule though.
"Rule #8 -When at the wall do not help, aid, assit, hold the door open for, or cheer on ANY Barbarians trying to get in. Thank you - Your Comrades"
Photo from www.engrish.com Please to be checking it out!
Now if any one needs me I'll be in my room.
2 comments:
My Peruvian aunt always tells me that she swears of G*d. I love that. I swear of G*d, I do.
Seems like a perfect room for the Crack! elgrano
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